Best one of these yet.
animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY, I COULDN’T HEAR WHETHER THAT WAS HOMOPHOBIA OR RACISM! YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP!
WHAT’S THE MATTER? IS IT THE WHOLE GAY THING OR THE FACT THAT IT’S INTERRACIAL? OR IS IT BOTH? IS YOUR BRAIN JUST GOING TO EXPLODE THINKING ABOUT IT? BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS DOING SOMETHING TERRIBLE RIGHT NOW.
STOP TAUNTING HIM. YOU’RE SUCH A DICK SOMETIMES.
SHHHHH. HE STARTED IT.
YOU WANT TO REALLY HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN? HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE BASKETBALL AND I’M A YOUTH PASTOR! WE’RE GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A STEREOTYPE CONFUSION SWIRL CONE!
I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A TEENAGER WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK.
IT’S OKAY. HE RAN AWAY. HE PROBABLY HAD TO GO CALL RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
I WISH YOU WOULDN’T DO THAT.
I WISH YOU LIKED BASKETBALL. PLAYOFFS START IN TWO WEEKS.

Best one of these yet.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY, I COULDN’T HEAR WHETHER THAT WAS HOMOPHOBIA OR RACISM! YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP!

WHAT’S THE MATTER? IS IT THE WHOLE GAY THING OR THE FACT THAT IT’S INTERRACIAL? OR IS IT BOTH? IS YOUR BRAIN JUST GOING TO EXPLODE THINKING ABOUT IT? BECAUSE YOUR FACE IS DOING SOMETHING TERRIBLE RIGHT NOW.

STOP TAUNTING HIM. YOU’RE SUCH A DICK SOMETIMES.

SHHHHH. HE STARTED IT.

YOU WANT TO REALLY HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN? HE DOESN’T EVEN LIKE BASKETBALL AND I’M A YOUTH PASTOR! WE’RE GOING TO GO HOME AND MAKE A STEREOTYPE CONFUSION SWIRL CONE!

I SWEAR TO GOD YOU’RE LIKE A TEENAGER WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK.

IT’S OKAY. HE RAN AWAY. HE PROBABLY HAD TO GO CALL RIPLEY’S BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

I WISH YOU WOULDN’T DO THAT.

I WISH YOU LIKED BASKETBALL. PLAYOFFS START IN TWO WEEKS.

Source: animalstalkinginallcaps
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